What Les really needs..... (besides a haircut)Good, objective advice, has never been so easy or cheap. Honestly, I'll never throw money away on Miss Cleo again. Simply google search "(your name) needs" Check out the top results, and see where your life has thus far been lacking. Let me know how you make out, here's mine. This was the best 5 minutes I spent all day. Besides brushing and flossing. Anyways, I'll get to work on this list tomorrow. Saban Beware.
1- Really, Les needs lookers.
2- I really hope Les can stick it to LSU's old coach, if Miles wants to be the love of Louisiana like Saban was, Les NEEDS to 1) beat Saban and 2) win a national championship. But I would say that beating Saban is a must.
3- Les needs to review section 5
4- Les needs to find a water source or suffer the ravages of dehydration. He sets up camp under a sheltering juniper tree near a stream and keeps the growing hunger pains at bay by drinking constantly.
5- Les needs not to be explicit on the server.
6- ...the meaning of LES needs to be reconsidered.
posted by Les at 7:28 AM
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You asked for it...
"Nicole needs a boob job" (WHY was that the FIRST result?!?!)
"Nicole needs a bath"
"Nicole needs no food when she can shop ‘til she drops"
"Nicole needs help"
"(newbie)Nicole needs inspiration/encouragement" (At least one is accurate!)
"Nicole needs serious intervention"
"Nicole needs a band"
"Brent needs to examine his self-proclaimed Godly status"
"Brent needs to examine his fixation with male homosexuality and ask himself why he finds it so threatening"
"Brent needs somewhere to share his knowledge of non-technology related geeky stuff"
"Brent's needs are different than mine"
"Brent Needs a New Roommate"
"Brent needs to get the basics right"
"Brent needs a punishment"
"brent needs to jam to some neil diamond"
Interesting.....
Sonia needs lessons in 'rashtra dharma'
To revive the Cong, Sonia needs to kill its sycophancy culture.
"The Sonia Show" is your one-stop site for all your Sonia needs.
Does India need Sonia?
Sonia needs somehting a little stronger than fruit juice in the morning.
Finishing out of the top 5, but pretty funny:
She needs the support of her new family and mental health counseling in sorting through her current “family” issues, and in dealing with the residual effects of past trauma.
I guess I don't need to order Chinese for the fortune cookies anymore:
"Shannon needs to learn how to soothe her moods with something other than food"
"Shannon needs To Be Used"
"Shannon Needs To Get Naked In Film Real Soon"
"Shannon needs help"
"Shannon needs her own show"
Who is the Google GENIUS that came up with this??!
halarious
"John needs operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment"
"John Needs Your Bone Marrow"
"John needs to get his patootie back here Chit Chat"
"John Needs Help"
"John needs to embrace family values"
"John needs to go"
Oh la verite...
1) Kathleen needs to talk to people she trusts for reassurance that things will turn out great on the day
2) Kathleen needs a life
3) Kathleen talks too much during lessons; Kathleen needs to focus more on her learning and not on socializing
4)Kathleen Needs to Concede
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